Thursday, March 21, 2013

Dear Winter,

Dear Winter,

Yesterday was the first day of spring. Get the hell out of here, mmkay? You are making me cranky and my kids are stir-crazy and we need to get outside.

My skin is the attractive shade of a melting snowman.

My body's lack of vitamin D is making me want to stab kittens.

I want to wear some of those cute and colorful ankle pants that are in style this year. With sandals instead of boots.

You, Winter, are no longer welcome, so skedaddle.

Buh-bye, now.

-Mon

1 comment:

Karibean said...

I don't know how I missed this post but I love it a lot. And thanks be to whomever is in charge, that we're free at last from the firm grip of Ol' Man Winter!! (And I really love the part about the kittens. That's doubly awesome.)