"Momma? I don't think I want to grow up."
*photo of Bumblebee with a quizzical look on her face:
"Well... because I love bacon. And animal doctors can't eat bacon."
*photo of Bumblebee with another questioning look:
"They can eat bacon. You're thinking of vegetarians, not veterinarians. Vegetarians don't eat meat. Veterinarians are animal doctors."
"Yep - the words just sound the same."
"So you're positive that animal doctors can eat bacon?"
*photo of Bumblebee with a funny face:
"Yep. I'm positive."
"Good. Because I really want to be an animal doctor, but I really, really, REALLY love bacon."
*photo of Bumblebee laughing: