Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Downtown Sign

We took the family out to our favorite downtown restaurant this weekend. While we were driving around town, we saw a sign outside of a nightclub that said 'Amateur Dance Contest - Wed. Night. Win a FREE BOOB JOB!"

I tried to get The Husband to see it without the kids noticing. Yeah, that didn't work. They saw it. I only hope they didn't hear me say that I'd like to win that contest. That might scar them for life. What?! I would love a perky new set of bazoombas! What's so wrong with that?!

Only in America, folks...

8 comments:

Mom In Scrubs said...

I used to SWEAR I would never, ever have plastic surgery. HA!

Perky new boobs are on the top of my plastic surgery wish list. Followed by a tummy tuck, and an eye lift, botox would be nice but sounds like an upkeep nightmare...

Hey, if jeepman can get a new $10,000 truck, I think a new rack might not be asking too much!

Jenster said...

I got a tummy tuck and a boob job in December. Of course it was actually breast reconstruction and they moved my tummy to my chest. Which is really sorta cool, except for that my left boob has some faint stretch marks and a mole that used to be on my belly. That's kinda wierd!

I always said I'd never have plastic surgery because insurance doesn't cover it. Well all of mine was covered, baby!! LOL

Travis Erwin said...

What a prize. I can just see husbands suddenly encouraging their wife to enter.

Monnik said...

jenster, i'd say you got a good deal, but with all you've been through, a tummy tuck and a boob job are only a teeny tiny consolation. That's pretty wild about the mole on your brest that used to be on your belly, though! :)

G, I would totally get some work done if we had a bit of extra cash... Until then, I'll keep setting the airport screeners off with my super industrial underwire.

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